Good article...when will we learn?

[cajunhawk]

So you type with both hands?

Until I learn to type with all appendages...stereo is the best we can get.

[cajunhawk]

Uh huh ok. And no I don't want in

Free Muscle Milk to the winner...you know you want it...

[anhil8tor]

I hear the iron sheik is review old matches to try and bring a lawsuit forward....

[raginsaints]

Yep...and they were so awesome they made the article...USA...USA. What's the matter? You are apparently cool with making suggestive rape jokes, what's so wrong with terrorist jokes? So the beards aren't fake...you get that look from black market Arabic Muscle Milk...I wish I could be as cool as you guys. But...alas...my college days are far behind me. Plus I'm not up on my DPT vaccine so sitting with you guys is a bit risky. Gonna have to pass. Thanks for the invite.

Hey ynkfan want in on the Fantasy Baseball League?

So what I'm gathering here is that growing up you were a little husky. Mommy told you that you were special though, "those in shape boys aren't as clever as you honey!"

Things got worse for you though, didn't they? High school came around, turns out you weren't big boned; you were fat.
"Yeah...but I bet they don't have half the Jedi action figures that I have!" you said to yourself every day.

"I'll show them all, when I get to college, I'm going to be a meter maid." pulls out lock of popular girl's hair from booksack, punches clown

Turns out the satisfaction you got from writing tickets wasn't enough to fill the void in your shallow existence, so here you are: an overweight cuckold getting back at every guy who looks like they have a gym membership. "I read Animal Farm once, I'm practically George Orwell incarnate; my intellectualism is infinite! no one will stop me!"

But all you've parlayed that ambition into is a trolling persona on a messageboard. Sometimes we shoot for the stars and only hit a tree.

[cajunhawk]

So what I'm gathering here is that growing up you were a little husky. Mommy told you that you were special though, "those in shape boys aren't as clever as you honey!"

Things got worse for you though, didn't they? High school came around, turns out you weren't big boned; you were fat.
"Yeah...but I bet they don't have half the Jedi action figures that I have!" you said to yourself every day.

"I'll show them all, when I get to college, I'm going to be a meter maid." pulls out lock of popular girl's hair from booksack, punches clown

Turns out the satisfaction you got from writing tickets wasn't enough to fill the void in your shallow existence, so here you are: an overweight cuckold getting back at every guy who looks like they have a gym membership. "I read Animal Farm once, I'm practically George Orwell incarnate; my intellectualism is infinite! no one will stop me!"

But all you've parlayed that ambition into is a trolling persona on a messageboard. Sometimes we shoot for the stars and only hit a tree.

I was more than a little husky. If you're gonna go big...do it right. Mom never told me I was special...but seeing as you guys are always trying to get up in it...I came from that so...bang...pretty special.

The problem with high school is that coming from elementary and middle school, the fat guy is cool. Entering high school everything is about appearance and the fat guy becomes an outcast. I'm not gonna say high school was easy, but it wasn't that bad. Helped me get where I am today so, I will take what I can get. And those action figures are worth a fortune dingus.

College...fat guy is once again cool. The parking and transit job was out of nowhere but I enjoyed it. Teaching insufferable _______s like yourself that you cannot just do what you want (fake beard in a public setting) and get away with it. I had fun at that job. Learned a lot about responsibility, and a lot about people and how they treat you. One thing I learned is someone will grovel at your feet until they no longer need you, then they begin to try and tear you down. One thing I take away from that job...the thick skin to laugh at people like you. Thank god for that.

The satisfaction I got from writing tickets was plenty. Trust me...seeing a turbo slut run into the parking office crying her eyes out because she got caught was total satisfaction. I loved it. But I love accounting more. I'm good at it. It puts a roof over my family and food in their mouths...and into my thighs...sigh. I have never read Animal Farm, but I get the gist of it. I don't see how there is any correlation to this situation but since you are performing the psycho analysis I will not let it bother me.

If my ambition is to be a troll on a message board...seems like my ambition is coming to fruition (rhymes). It seems to bother you and your cohorts to no end that I don't drool at how cool you and the Peppa Pit are. I think it's embarrassing. But that's me. What does my opinion mean outside of this message board? Nothing. Here, it seems to get you guys all wadded up down south. I like that. I like that you guys cannot accept that everyone doesn't like you. I like that you cannot fathom people not totally digging the whole fake beard thing. I see you and your pals as a group of ____ing posers. Nothing more, nothing less. The only connection we share is that we root for the same team. Other than that, I think you guys would be better served sticking xxxs into light sockets and stop wasting precious air and resources for the rest of us.

Unlike you...I understand what this is. It's the internet. Any one with fingers, a computer, internet access, and a 10% grasp of the English language can become Sigmund Freud at the drop of a hat. I hope it made you feel good to tear me down. You aren't the first, you won't be the last. I hope it made you feel like a big strong man. I hope it makes you sleep better at night. If anything I hope it makes you finally feel...adequate. I know sometimes life can make you feel insignificant. I like to think I helped you turn a corner here today. This one was free...next time you need to feel like a big man...go ____ a midget.

[Chop]

If your ashamed of a USA, USA, USA chant I would suggest you find another place to live.

Grab a map and a plane ticket and off you go.

[SlappyCajun]

The peppa pit v. Hawk feud has run its course

[raginsaints]

Come on man, do you really think we take this stuff seriously? None of this offends any of us. You just wasted your manifesto on the Peppa Pit.

[Ned Clampett]

Run its course or just started Slappy?

[cajunhawk]

Come on man, do you really think we take this stuff seriously? None of this offends any of us. You just wasted your manifesto on the Peppa Pit.

So what do you call that little tidbit of psycho analysis you threw my way? Seems you threw the entire weight of your 85 IQ into that one. If it didn't stick in your craw I wouldn't waste my time trying to ____ you guys off. Nice try sport.

[douglas]

Dude they used to throw charcoal at our guys when they got off the bus, tech was prone to eggs and that was before they even got in the arena, from there it was food, spare change you name it. So name calling...fuh get abat it!

[raginsaints]

lol it took me 5 minutes to write that. I don't have to devote my entire day to a paragraph.

I'm not going to get upset by you trying to act smarter than me. It's kind of cute, to be honest.