Due To Titanium Leg, Gunner Leger Can Feel Changes in Weather

New Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns Coordinator of Pitching and Analytics Gunner Leger discusses his new role with his former team. Continue reading…

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My red titanium knee replacement is on order for later this month...My arthritis allows me s50/50 chance of forecasting weather...

Does red describe the color or are there different types of titanium?

My titanium knee and arthritic knee feel the same rain or shine.

I do however believe that both suggest when my body has an inflammation. Often get cold sores and acne eruptions when they start aching.

. . . my titanium knee is 1000% better than the arthritic knee it replaced . . . I feel like a million dollar man with a $100mm dollar birdie . . .

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Originally Posted by CajunVic

. . . my titanium knee is 1000% better than the arthritic knee it replaced . . . I feel like a million dollar man with a $100mm dollar birdie . . .

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So you got a new knee to take the place of the worn out one. What did you do for your birdie? Viagra?

I'll see your titanium knee and raise you a titanium plate on my skull from brain tumor removal. Imagine always feeling a strange sensation in the surgery area.

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Originally Posted by RaginCajun77

I'll see your titanium knee and raise you a titanium plate on my skull from brain tumor removal. Imagine always feeling a strange sensation in the surgery area.

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This nearly qualified me for a plate in my head. My PawPaw used to always say, "that boy got a head harder than a Saturday night d___k!"

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Originally Posted by JamesTheJeweler

This nearly qualified me for a plate in my head. My PawPaw used to always say, "that boy got a head harder than a Saturday night d___k!"

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I think I see a ruby in there.

. . . glad they had a solution for your brain tumor . . . one could always afford to be just a little more hard headed . . . hope it continues to work out . . .

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Originally Posted by JamesTheJeweler

This nearly qualified me for a plate in my head. My PawPaw used to always say, "that boy got a head harder than a Saturday night d___k!"

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ET got his revenge? Nasty looking Baw, hope you better...

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Originally Posted by Turbine

I think I see a ruby in there.

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Blood diamonds more likely.